Phoning it in

I'm sitting in an internet cafe in Hong Kong with a carppy connection and the space bar only works if I  slam it.  And there is  about a 15 second delay between when I type something And  when it shows up on the screen.  My  index finger is getting tired.  Does that  reveal that I still search and pick when I type?  What is the proper finger to use when punching the spacebar anyways?  Ok, get ready for the post on Monday because it will be epic.  I'mdown  here scoping out the Hong Kong scene and I might be coming into someexclusive information.  Ok I'm out.